Detroit Rappers Put Out new Christmas CD

Detroit rapper's "Bad Santa" (Christmas/ Kwanzaa) Album is pack with your Christmas/Kwanzaa favorites including.....

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Frosty the Wino

Oh Come All Ye Gangsters

I Saw Momma Smoking Rocks and Blows

Here Comes Santa Claus (but Where did Daddy Go?)

The Chipmunk Thong

Over the Crack Pipes and Through the Bums (to My Baby’s Daddy’s House We Go)

Jiggle these Bells Fool

Chestnuts Go Nuts Open Fire

All I Want fo Christmas is My Two Government Checks

There’s No Place Like Home for the High Drama

Burglar Up on the House Top

Little Bucket Drummer Boy

Suzy Cokeflak

Santa Claus is Coming to Town (and Daddy Still Aint Come Back)

After 34 Years, Gibson's Done at ABC

Abandon ship, abandon shop!

SURPRISE, SURPRISE, SURPRISE

Monica Lewinsky: Bill Lied

The first history of Clinton scandal has been written, and Bill is unlikely to be happy about it. In a new book, Monica Lewinsky is quoted as saying she thinks he lied to a grand jury about their relationship, reports Politico. "There was no leeway (there) on the veracity of his statements because they asked him detailed and specific questions to which he answered untruthfully," she told author Ken Gormley, a law professor. No further specifics on the topic are offered in Politico's preview.
The book also alleges that Clinton had an affair with Susan McDougal of Whitewater infamy.

Gomer says, " Bill Clinton Lied. Who would of ever thunk it?"

Seabed 'Fried Egg' May Be Impact Crater

Portuguese scientists mapping the Atlantic Ocean seabed believe a strange formation they have discovered may be one of the very few undersea impact craters ever found. The depression—dubbed the "Fried Egg" because of its shape—is roughly 4 miles wide with a central dome. Al Gore immediately held a news conference to announce the find as more evidence of Global Warming. He also call for the U.S. government to provide funding and name him the head of an expedition into the area to find the bacon.

Court Docs Prove John Edwards Is Babydaddy

No Kidding

When U.S. Military Commanders Say "Fire At Will", Our Troops Have To say " Which One's Will"

From Moonbattery.com Rules of Derangement

New military rules of engagement ostensibly to protect Afghan civilians are putting the lives of U.S. forces in jeopardy, claim Army and Marine sources, as the Taliban learns the game plan based [on] the rules' imposed limits.
The rules of engagement, or ROEs, apply to all coalition forces of the United States and the North Atlantic Treaty Organization. …the Taliban is well aware of them and has its own forces acting in ways to counteract them [i.e., exploit them].

A few examples:
• No night or surprise searches.• Villagers are to be warned prior to searches.• Afghan National Army, or ANA, or Afghan National Police, or ANP, must accompany U.S. units on searches.• U.S. soldiers may not fire at insurgents unless they are preparing to fire first.• U.S. forces cannot engage insurgents if civilians are present.• Only women can search women.• Troops can fire on insurgents if they catch them placing an IED but not if insurgents walk away from where the explosives are.
Here's how the rules work to save terrorist hides:
Often, rules of engagement require varying levels of approvals before action can be taken. In one case, villagers had tipped off U.S. forces of the presence of a Taliban commander who was threatening village elders.
To get permission to go after him, U.S. troops had to get 11 separate Afghan, U.S. and international forces' approval to the plan. The approval, however, did not come until well into the next day. By then, the Taliban commander had moved on, to the consternation of the villagers who had provided the tip. Observers have claimed that it can take some 96 hours to acquire all the permissions to act.
In other cases, the use of force against insurgents may be blocked if they lower their guns, only to have those insurgents return later to attack.
Also, ISAF troops cannot engage insurgents if they are leaving an area where an IED has been planted. In one case, insurgents planting an IED had detected the presence of U.S. forces and immediately began leaving the area, tossing evidence of their preparations along the way. U.S. forces could not fire on them.
Unsurprisingly, this moonbattery has gotten American soldiers killed:
ROE restrictions were in effect when four U.S. Marines twice pleaded by radio for artillery support in combat action in Kunar Province in Afghanistan — and twice they were refused, before they were killed.
But these lives are considered expendable by the same politically poisoned brass that responded to the Fort Hood massacre by puling about the sacredness of diversity.
As the ROEs make glaringly obvious, our troops aren't in Afghanistan to win. The Anointed One has admitted that victory isn't the objective. They are over there to get killed for as long as it serves his political purposes. Then they'll come home ragged and beaten — not by terrorists, but by the infinitely greater threat to America, backstabbing liberal politicians.

Just like Islam, Rottweilers Are The Dogs of Peace

Rottweiler Kills Florida Toddler

A 20-month-old Florida boy is dead after he was attacked by a Rottweiler during a birthday party last night at an aunt's home. Dallas Walters dropped a cookie, and when he reached to pick it up, the dog pounced. No charges have been filed, said a rep for the sheriff's office in Pasco County, north of Tampa. "I looks like a tragic accident," he told the Tampa Tribune. "We're still investigating,"

From marinmommies.com: Prepare Your Kids for Disappointing Presents Or get Ready for ObamaCare

Talk about disappointment beforehand. Give the kids examples from your life, and figure out polite reactions to that ugly sweater from Aunt Pearl.
Make it a game. Ask the kids to give you something lame, react appropriately, then do the same to them.
Turn down the volume. Don’t put gifts under the tree weeks in advance.
Make your expectations for the kids clear—without negatives. Insist on gracious public behavior “without calling her greedy or a spoiled brat or selfish or any other choice adjectives that come to mind.”

NEW YORK TIMES OFFERS MINORITY GIFT IDEAS

Mataano
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen aren’t the only twin designers. Ayaan and Idyl Mohallim, identical twins, are the creative force behind Mataano (which means “twins” in Somali). Their designs are infused with their East African and American heritage.

Baby Jamz
Solange Knowles and her father, Matthew Knowles (yes, Beyoncé’s sister and father) have teamed with Planet Toys to create an interactive hip-hop and rhythm-based toy line.

Ash Kumar’s Bollywood Henna ---KitYou can emulate your favorite Bollywood star or come up with your own ideas with this henna kit for body and hair.

Radio One Love Gospel Cruise 2010--- There’s no “regifting” a reservation to Radio One’s sixth annual Love Gospel Cruise 2010.

'Barack Obama: Son of Promise, Child of Hope' by Nikki Grimes ---Nikki Grimes’s children’s book about President Obama comes with an educational guide and colorful illustrations.

Bindya Scarves ---The Indian designer Bindya Lulla’s tie-dyed cashmere scarves, gauzy shawls and gorgeous wraps featuring hand-painted designs and sequined embellishment will liven up that winter coat that’s getting another run this season.

'The Conversation: How Black Men and Women Can Build Loving, Trusting Relationships' by Hill Harper ---The nuanced complexities of African-American relationships are the focus of this book by Hill Harper

'Sonia Sotomayor: A Judge Grows in the Bronx/La Juez Que Crecio en el Bronx'' by Jonah Winter ---This children’s book, available Nov. 10, tells the coming-of-age story of Justice Sotomayor.

“Wise Latina” T-Shirts ---Wise shoppers can commemorate the moment in history when Sonia Sotomayor was sworn in as the first Hispanic justice to the Supreme Court, not to mention when she uttered one of the most memorable quotes of 2009: “Wise Latina.”

FRED SANFORD OFFERS GIFT IDEA FOR MINORITY IN YOUR LIFE

How about a Puerto Rican goat for your Puerto Rican neighbor?

In New Poll Only 50% Prefer Obama to Bush

Just like "tea bagging" "Wanting me some Obama" becomes newest gay sexual term.
"Wanting me some Bush" stays the same.

ON THE NEXT DR PHIL SHOW

What are you really saying when you say you want Obama and not Bush?

Al Gore: Climategate Changes Nothing

The scam is still on.

THE ORIGINS OF ACORN?

The Kecksburg UFO incident of Kecksburg, Pennsylvania, USA occurred on December 9, 1965. A large, brilliant fireball was seen by thousands in at least six states and Ontario, Canada. It streaked over the Detroit, Michigan/Windsor, Ontario area, dropped reported metal debris over Michigan and northern Ohio, and caused sonic booms in western Pennsylvania. It was generally assumed and reported by the press to be a meteor. However, eyewitnesses in the small village of Kecksburg, about 30 miles southeast of Pittsburgh, claimed something crashed in the woods. A boy said he saw the object land; his mother saw a wisp of blue smoke arising from the woods and alerted authorities. Others from Kecksburg, including local volunteer fire department members, reported finding an object in the shape of an acorn and about as large as a Volkswagen Beetle. Writing resembling Egyptian hieroglyphicswas also said to be in a band around the base of the object. Witnesses further reported that intense military presence, most notably Army, secured the area, ordered civilians out, and then removed the object on a flatbed truck. At the time, however, the military claimed they searched the woods and found "absolutely nothing."

Foe Chucks Tomatoes at Palin, Hits Cop

A Minnesota man is facing assault charges and taunts about his lousy aim after lobbing two tomatoes at Sarah Palin during a book signing yesterday. The man chucked the tomatoes from the second floor of the Mall of America in Bloomington as Palin signed autographs below. He missed by a full 10 feet and instead hit a police officer in the face, Fox reports. The incident didn't halt the signing. But in a fit of anger Palin yelled out "You sissy you throw like a girliberal."

Feds: Zhu Zhu Pets OK, Zhu Zhu Flu Under Control

Zhu Zhu Pets robotic hamsters—one of the holiday season's hottest toy crazes—do not violate safety standards, federal toy regulators say after a consumer group raised concerns over the presence of a heavy metal on one model. The toy "is not out of compliance, thanks to the Obama administration releasing millions of doses of Zhu Zhu flu vaccine." says a spokesman for the US Consumer Product Safety Commission

ANOTHER PREDICTION COMES TRUE. LIBERAL BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID

The prediction:

As Stopthepresses predicted America would find out the Obama was being peddled like a drug. Verify at, Oprah Smoked Crack: Ex

The outcome:

Obama Ecstasy pills hit the streets.

There is now a line of Ecstasy pills made in the image of the 44th president of the United States, according to Texas police who have snatched a batch off the streets.

Today newspapers, tomorrow television news Pinky (#40)

Struggling media will need government help: US congressman...

Tomorrow is here Pinky. Yes, yes Brain

Anderson Cooper's Ratings Plummet

Anderson Cooper is fading in the ratings.
The respected CNN anchor has seen his numbers slip significantly through the past year. His 10 p.m. show, "Anderson Cooper 360," has declined 62% in total viewers and 70% in adults 25-54 from November 2008, according to Nielsen figures.
Last month, in Cooper's time slot, Fox News' "On the Record" attracted an average viewership of 1.9 million while "360" averaged 672,000; repeats of MSNBC's "Countdown" and HLN's Nancy Grace show averaged 655,000 and 458,000, respectively.

STOPTHEPRESSES 1,2,3 EASY ANTI-GLOBAL WARMING PICTURE BOOK (So simple even liberals can understand)

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